We may never come any closer to the zombie apocalypse than Black Friday at Walmart, but who are we to ignore the promptings of popular culture? And, let’s face it, there are probably zombie-crazed Walking Dead fans out there somewhere--injecting corpses with espresso shots and Four Loko in the hope that they’ll rise again.
If one of these budding Dr. Frankensteins succeeds in waking the dead, remember these survival tips (and watch Zombieland) and you’ll stand a marginally lesser chance of winding up as a rotting, drooling, flesh-frenzied corpse.